Goddammit, this movie is getting in the way of me watching a cinematic masterpiece… and I just can’t help it. It’s so bad. It’s like watching a train wreck.
I mean, look at this awesome line of dialogue from the late great Raul Julia:
Bison: I’m sorry. I don’t remember any of it.  Chun Li: You don’t remember?  Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
Doesn’t get better than that.

Goddammit, this movie is getting in the way of me watching a cinematic masterpiece… and I just can’t help it. It’s so bad. It’s like watching a train wreck.

I mean, look at this awesome line of dialogue from the late great Raul Julia:

Bison: I’m sorry. I don’t remember any of it.
Chun Li: You don’t remember?
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

Doesn’t get better than that.