Goddammit, this movie is getting in the way of me watching a cinematic masterpiece… and I just can’t help it. It’s so bad. It’s like watching a train wreck.
I mean, look at this awesome line of dialogue from the late great Raul Julia:
Bison: I’m sorry. I don’t remember any of it.
Chun Li: You don’t remember?
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
Doesn’t get better than that.